Total Medals Earned: 563 (From 79 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,520 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (30/30 points)
Come 1st place on Big Brown Bary's Death Chase
Come 1st place on Alien Hominid's FBI Shootout
Come 1st place on Dad's Chainsaw Carnage
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (60/60 points)
Get 50 points.
Get 100 points.
Get 150 points.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (100/100 points)
You played multiplayer!... even if you did just use 2 hands.
You had a score posted!
fill you toilet before the timer runs out!
Get 7000 or more points!
Get 2500 or more points!
Get 10000 or more points!
Get 4000 or more points!
Medals Earned: 23/23 (540/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (365/365 points)
Blam 5 undead
Blam 10 undead
Complete 5 levels
Blam 25 undead
Complete all levels
Blam 50 undead
Blam 150 undead
Blam 100 undead
Medals Earned: 12/12 (440/440 points)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (250/250 points)
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.